Stereotyping People by their Favourite Director

disquieting-muse:

Stereotyping People by their Favorite Director

Wes Anderson: Indie music fans (although none will fess up to it).

Steven Spielberg: People who haven’t seen any movies

Jean Luc-Godard: Francophiles who are bitter

François Truffaut: Francophiles who are joyous

Ingmar Bergman: People who prefer books to movies

Sofia Coppola: Girls who want to make movies

Gus van Sant: LGBT teens

Michel Gondry: DIY types who are too busy making stuff to watch a whole lot of movies

Michael Bay: complete dumbasses

Tim Burton: High school art students with piercings and wild hair

Michael Moore: Politically active pinko liberals

The Coen Brothers: Cynics with a penchant for old movies

Woody Allen: Gentiles who wouldn’t mind being Jewish (and vice versa)

Stanley Kubrick: Kids who just got their first camera

Quentin Tarantino: People who insist on demonstrating their cinephilia by incessantly quoting movies

Richard Linklater: Slackers

Wong Kar-Wai: Hip jet-setters

I am a cynic indie music fan with a penchant for old movies who incessantly quotes them and also wouldn’t mind being Jewish.  Well then, stereotypes can be quite telling, can’t they…

Missing out on some Hitchcock and Polanski though!